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Have You Ever Heard Zombie Turkeys? I’ve got audio excerpts and written excerpts for you.

Why am I telling you? I’m giving away free copies of Zombie Turkeys on September 1st & 2nd, 2024. Click here to claim yours.

First, I’ve got written Zombie Turkeys excerpts for you.

The first excerpt I ever published on my blog is here, from November 18, 2016.

But maybe a section of Chapter 1 doesn’t satisfy you.

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You can always click and go to Amazon and get your chance to read free online. You can read into chapter 2 at Amazon.  If you have Kindle, you can read the whole book for free. Or you can buy the ebook for .99.  You can get the paperback here on Amazon, or on this very website. I’ll give you free shipping too!

You can also listen to the audio sample at Amazon or Audible .

If you subscribe to Audible, you can read Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law for free.  To subscribe, click the US link. the UK link,  or the DE link. Did you even know I have a DE (Deutche, German) website?

Have You Ever Heard Zombie Turkeys Excerpts!

You can’t forget these four excerpts. First:

Next you have this one:


Then there’s the third excerpt:

Finally you have the fourth and last video here:

Have You Ever Heard Zombie Turkeys Excerpts? Professional Version!

Have You Ever Heard Zombie Turkeys

I hired professional voice actors Phil Blechman and Raven Perez for Zombie Turkeys audiobook. Listen here: Zombie Turkeys audio

New Reviews for You

While I was busy running hither and yon, my beloved book fans were writing book reviews.

Here’s one:

Lirio Marchito

Sep 11, 2018Lirio Marchito rated it liked it
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I received a free copy of this book in return for an honest review.

Apart from being called a zombie in the office, because I used to work too long till my eyes turned red and legs felt so tired they often moved like a dead-man-walking, I have never had much proximity to zombies or zombie-hero-stories. I have watched a few movies where zombies were always portrayed as creepy and villainous. So I always associated them with the gory horror films or novels. Having always read only the stereotyped versions of a zombie, Andy Zach’s fun and humorous take on zombies came as a laughter riot to me.

Diane Newby, ‘the undead mother-in-law’ reminded me of many minority rights activists in my country, but unlike them, she is strong- physically and mentally, doesn’t victimize herself but is a true, witty heroine. She became a zombie by accident but instead of looking at it with terror or grief; she learns to enjoy the fun and positive aspects of it: being dead-proof, aging-proof, and disease-proof! She fights against the stigma associated with ‘zombification’ and advocates the use of zombie blood to cure elderly and disabled people. She is not alone in her pursuits but is helped by her husband George, son Don and his wife Maggie (also zombies). Through her son-in-law Ron Yardley’s blog she is introduced to Sam and Lisa Melvin, editors of Midley Beacon, a one-stop online newspaper for zombie news. Through them, she is taken to the battle fronts to fight national catastrophes like zombie turkeys, corgis etc.

First Review Second Part


Apart from the fun narration of an unlikely-to-ever-happen-story, I also enjoyed some other aspects of this book. One was the clever use of excerpts from Ron Yardley’s blog in the narration. It worked really well for striking home a point or an emotion. I also enjoyed the antagonist and his versatile use of latest technology weapons, whether it is cyborgs, controlling chips or hyperloops. I also loved the references to real life people like Elon Musk, Obamas or Trumps. As a point to improve, I would suggest one more round of editing for this book. Errors are not serious, but in many places I could see spaces missing or unwanted words popping up in otherwise perfect sentences. Also, I would have preferred reading time in the format Hour: Minutes (19:00) instead of say 1900. (I am not sure if this format was used purposefully.)

Overall, this is a fun book to read. I would recommend it to everybody who loves Zombie stories or the genre humour. My rating for the book is 3 out of 5 stars – I liked it 🙂 . Even though it is the second book in the series ‘Life After Life Chronicles’, it is not necessary to read the first book ‘Zombie Turkeys’ to understand the second.

I wish the author good luck with all his works. 🙂 Interested readers can find out more about the author and his books at andyzach.net Happy reading 😉

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And here’s the next:

“The book cover is perfect! The story is a creative, funny & unique parody of the “zombie” genre. Don’t read it if you have no sense of humor or hate zombie books. I wasn’t rolling on the floor laughing, but definitely giggling in places in between some good action scenes. If you like Mel Brooks or Monty Python movies, you probably have the right sense of humor for this book.”

Next, for a chuckle, try this cartoon.


One of the great things about becoming an author is that can plug into an existing community of authors. I’ve had a lot of fun getting to know them. Here are some of them:

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It’s not a Free Zombie Turkeys Excerpt, but it’s free! Get some free science fiction from one of my author friends.

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Laughter for You 😂 – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!

What is this post, ‘Laughter for You 😂 – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!’? It is my first posting of a newsletter!  Join here, if you want this newsletter monthly or bi-monthly.


 

Volume 2, Number 28

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First, Check Out Your Zombie Turkeys, now at .99

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The covers of Zombie Turkeys, now for .99. Click to get.

What readers are saying about Zombie Turkeys:

  • “I love irony, and it works particularly well here. Nice job.”
  • “This is what makes the book so fun to read. Nice storytelling.”
  • “Great job with these press conferences and their spin.”
  • “This is too good. Love it!”
  • “Just clever writing.”
  • “This is great! Laughed out loud.”
  • “I laughed out loud, thought the parody was spot on, and enjoyed the satire.”
  • “Oh, this cracked me up! Classic. Love it. Well done.”
  • “You use similes so wisely—and they’re so apropos to the story too.”

 

Listen to Andy Zach read from his book, Zombie Turkeys

The Next Funny Video

Now that you know what to give for Halloween (and Thanksgiving), are you stuck for what to wear for Halloween? Weird Al Yankovic gives you some suggestions while performing his parody ‘Perform This Way’.

 

Listen to Andy Zach read from his book, Zombie Turkeys

Your Latest Laughter from Andy Zach

Andy Zach scours the internet for your enjoyment and then posts amusement on his website. Enjoy these three recent posts o the internet’s greatest hits.

Get Your Laughs Here from Andy Zach

More Humor for You from Comic Zombie Author Andy Zach

 

Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

 

Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers signed by Andy Zach

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Andy Zach at The Book Nook bookstore.

Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers from Amazon
 

Free ebooks in exchange for a review!

You can check my existing reviews on Amazon: Click here!

You can reply to this email or contact me on my website.or Facebook.

Here’s the deal: You ask for an ebook and I’ll send one to you. In return, you will write an honest review on Amazon or Goodreads.

But hurry!  This offer ends on Halloween, October 31st!

 

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One more thing . . .

I’ll be at Chabanacon convention in Bloomington from November 23-25. If you stop by and mention you’re from my mailing list, I’ll give you a gift! You can get signed books from me there or by clicking here.  If you want to hear me read check out the video at the bottom of this email. Or you can go to my Youtube channel here.

Andy

 

Andy Zach reads from Zombie Turkeys for you. From the zombie turkeys attack on Soldier Field in Chicago Illinois.

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Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

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Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

“Where are my Fun Links, Andy?”, you ask. In honor of my book Zombie Turkeys two year anniversary since publication, let’s start with this one:

Who will win a battle between a turkey (non-zombie) and a hawk? Watch and find out!

Also, you can get a free sample of the audiobook version here. Just click on the triangle next to the words ‘Audio sample’ below the cover.

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Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

Your Fun Links – The Next Generation

You may not be aware of the following fact:


You ask, “What do you mean, ‘Life imitating art’?” If you’ve read Zombie Turkeys and Paranormal Privateers, you’d know. SPOILER ALERT

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