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Meme Jokes, Science, and Fun Videos Curated for You

Joke Memes

Meme Jokes, Science, and Fun Videos Curated for You by me, Andy Zach. Let’s start off right away.

Did you know I was a statistician? Do you know what a statistician is? Let me know right here and I’ll give you an ebook.

Let’s do another meme joke:

Do you know who Schrodinger was? Do you know his cat? If you don’t, ask me. I could also tell you where he lived and what he did, and when.

Meme Jokes, and Science Coming Up Below Here

Here’s your first awe-inspiring video. Even if you were born in year 2000, did you expect to see a video from Jupiter?

So much for the future. How about a blast from the past?

1952 underwater nuke blast

If you love military scifi like I do, you always read about nuclear explosions. How often have you seen one?

Oddly, I have a nuclear explosion (72 of them I think) in my third book:

Quizzes, Questions Meme Jokes
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More Meme Jokes Coming Next

There’s a lot to be said for letting book nerds run the world!

How about some science?

I’m not sure if this is science or a joke. How about pouring 30 liters of liquid nitrogen in a pool?

Yet More Fun For You! Look Out Below!

Do you like dinosaurs? If not, try this.

If you’re a homeschooler, let me know and I’ll send you an ebook. Same if you’re not a homeschooler.

Would you ride a box fan drone to work? I might, if the inventor rode with me.

I find this funny because it’s funny.

It’s time for a lighter joke.

Here you have a joke for writers.

And that wraps it up for today! See you soon. Subscribe to the newsletter, the next one’s is August 1st.

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Best Book Reviews

Your Best Book Reviews are right here, my friend. These are the best books I’ve read this month.

Keep reading to the end or scroll down now and find out how to get free books of mine, like these:

Life After Life Chronicles Best Book Reviews
Enjoy all four novels in audiobook, paperback, or Kindle format!

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Best Science Stories or Science Fiction More Good Things Best Book Reviews
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Oh, heck. Just click here to get your free audiobooks from me. Now you don’t have to scroll down.

Best Book Review – your first one’s here

Best Book Reviews
Cover of The Stars Must Wait Click to read full review

Keith Laumer, in one of his last books, describes a dystopian United States from the perspective of Terrance Jackson, an astronaut awoken from suspended animation after eighty years.

It’s a delicious premise. Just as the spaceship was to launch a colonization trip to Callisto, the launch was aborted with one second to go. There are about a dozen crew members aboard: a full crew and a full backup crew.

All the crew is suspended, but they awake at different times by the computer program. Meanwhile, more

by Andy Zach on Goodreads

Surprise! You’ll like this next book review

July Joy My Undead Mother-in-law
Review of My Undead Mother-in-law. Click to read review and listen to excerpt

Outlandish Fun

Andy Zach continues his unrelenting attack on the horror/zombie genre with outlandish humor. What will society do with the new human zombies after the havoc caused by The Turkey Zombies?!? That was a rhetorical question…so just laugh! 😉

by JH & DDDH on Audible

Your Third of Best Book Reviews is Below Here

Axevictime on Amazon UK

4.0 out of 5 stars 

Originality Overload!

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 30 June 2021

Wow! I think my originality meter overflowed! This short story collection includes fantasy and science fiction. Its settings go from post-apocalyptic Mars to medieval worlds where magic reigns. There’s humor and horror, sex and violence, victories and defeats, villains and heroes. Oh, and time-travel too.

Further, many of the stories are set in the same universe and cross-reference each other. At times, they feel like chapters from the same book.

I recommend this book for anyone who enjoys originality and creative use of medieval dialect as well as invented alien languages.

by Andy Zach

I’m embarrassed to say this, but I’m biased here; two of my short stories are this book. So you can disregard this review, even though it’s only about the other short stories.

The Last Best Book Reviews

Doctor Doolittle’s Zoo

Hugh Lofting continues his imaginative exploration of the things the good Doctor Doolittle can do through talking to animals. This time it’s a post office run by them. In the fictional West African country of Fantippo.

As usual, the Doctor spends whatever money he gets on animals and people in need. As usual, his animal friends work together to get him more money. Hugh Lofting surprises us with an imaginative riff within his story: how about a series of short stories by animals for an animal magazine?

by Andy Zach

But Wait! There’s More Best Book Reviews!

Turkeys!

This was a fun listen! Sam Melvin is a reporter for a small newspaper in a small town. When people start being attacked by turkeys, Sam is on the job! As the first one to report the outbreak of a disease turning the turkeys into zombies, Sam is busy trying to find the flock and let the world know what is happening.

The story follows numerous attacks by the hoard of turkeys and the various ways that people try to fight them off. There is a little romance along the way for a few couples, even in the face of possible death. Add in the backstory of online news and entrepreneurship, a football game turned zombie fight and a great white shark and you have some great scenes!

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Get Your Favorite Science Fiction and Fantasy Books

Out of the Dark Fantasy Book

Get Your Favorite Science and Fantasy Books from my reviews. I’ve been busy reading and I try to review every book I read. Here are the very best books I’ve read this month.

If you want free audiobooks, you can get them here, through my newsletter by clicking here. If you want a free ebook (and laughter!), just contact me here and I’ll send you one, Zombie Turkeys, my first novel.

Science Fiction and Fantasy Books – You Begin Here

Out of the Dark - SciFi/Fantasy Book
David Weber’s book

David Weber once again creates a page-turning series. This one focuses on an invasion of the Earth by an alien species sent from a galactic empire.

The Earth is devastated. Half the population is killed from kinetic bombardments. Will the Earth surrender?

With vastly superior technology, the alien species is confident of conquest. Too bad humanity doesn’t know how to surrender.

The plot proceeds somewhat predictably but ends with a surprise twist. Some reviewers hated the twist. I liked it. Maybe I’m twisted?

If you like David Weber’s Honor Harrington series or John Ringo’s Posleen series, you’ll probably like this one

Andy Zach’s review on Goodreads and Amazon

Here Comes Your Fantasy Book Review

Song for the Basilisk - Fantasy Book
Song for the Basilisk by Patricia McKillip

This was my second reading of ‘Song for the Basilisk’, the last one was over 20 years ago.

It’s even better the second time. I read it more slowly and understood the political machinations and the mysteries the author presented the reader. Patricia McKillip definitely has the ‘mystery’ + ‘fantasy’ combination to herself.

The premise is simple. There are four factions contending for rulership of the kingdom. The Basilisk slaughters one that has ruled for hundreds of years. One child escapes to a school for the bards.

The bards are musicians, storytellers, and magicians. But they only come to power by going to the hinterlands, where the magic is.

Meanwhile, the Basilisk rules in peace for 37 years. He has several daughters, one of which grows up learning all his magic.

Ms. McKillip brings all the elements together in a dramatic and surprising novel. It’s one of her best and that says a lot.

Review by Andy Zach on Goodreads and Amazon

Your Last Chance to Get My Free AudioBooks

New review for Zombie Turkeys on Audible! Overall 5 out of 5 stars Performance 5 out of 5 stars Story 4 out of…

Posted by Zombie Turkeys on Saturday, March 20, 2021

New review for Zombie Turkeys on Audible!

Overall 5 out of 5 stars

Performance 5 out of 5 stars

Story 4 out of 5 stars

Dumb…silly…juvenile…couldn’t put it down. Comfort food for that juvenile part of you that never quite outgrew your comic books. Just forget that it’s preposterous (after all, you were already warned by the title; what did you expect?), and go with the flow…

Andy 03-20-21 on Audible