Special Holiday Zombie Turkey Gift
The Gist of the Gift for You
Here’s the Zombie Turkey Gift, beloved zombie turkey follower:
- On December 21st, the price of the Zombie Turkey ebook on Amazon will go DOWN to .99
- That’s right: .99
- This gift is available to EVERYONE: newsletter subscribers, new readers, and especially people who have never heard of Zombie Turkeys
What Can You Do With Your Zombie Turkey Gift?
Have you ever seen or read Charles Dickens’ famous story A Christmas Story? Do you recall the happy ending, where the whole family gathers around their roast Zombie Turkey?
That’s the sort of sensation I want you to experience, when you give the Zombie Turkeys .99 ebook from Amazon. That warm, happy, holiday feeling where you and your loved ones curl up and read each other excerpts from the only comic paranormal animal urban fantasy novel on the market.
And don’t keep the joy to yourself–rather, give .99 copies to ALL your friends this Christmas! You won’t have to worry about duplicate gifts at all!
How to Get Your Zombie Turkey Gift
Do you have to hop through hoops? Kill a zombie turkey? Subscribe for the rest of your life to a pedantic, pestilential email letter? Absolutely not! Rather, do this:
- First, wait until December 21st.
- Next, go to Amazon’s Zombie Turkey link: Zombie Turkeys Book
- Finally, click on buy for .99
- And after finally, do it before 12 AM on December 28, 2016!!! Why? That’s when the holiday sale ends. In other words, no more .99 Zombie Turkeys.
One Final Word
Finally, finally, here is your guarantee: my own signed photograph, showing that I, Andy Zach, fully support this offer. Note that this photograph of me is not offered in any stores and you, as a loyal Zombie Turkeys blog or book reader have full rights to reproduce it and use it on your clothing or dart boards.
Signed photograph of Andy Zach, giver of the Zombie Turkey Gift