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Book Conventions – as an author

Book Conventions – as an author. I’ve been to two conventions in two weeks and I’m going to another one this week. What’s it like as an author? I’ll let you know below.

Plus, I’ve got a new review of a fantasy book for you. Then I have my usual free book offers. And I’ll let you know about a sale, coming up this Sunday, March 20, first day of spring.

Begin With the Future – What Conventions Are Approaching?

A simple search for book conventions brings up hundreds. My first filter was, “What’s in Peoria?”

In 2016, when I published my first book, nothing.

Best Science Stories Zombie Turkeys Gift
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Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

5.0 out of 5 stars 

This one is definitely NOT a turkey!

Reviewed in the United States on July 18, 2017

‘He felt great. He was full of energy, he had many hens to breed with, and he was the leader of a great flock.’

Sam Melvin is a reporter with the Midley Beacon, it’s a tiny local paper – with an online presence – run by its penny-pinching editor Lisa Kambacher. When Sam sees the two turkey hunters on the slab in the local mortuary, he knows he has a story to cover and he sets out to do so with great gusto. As the zombie turkeys multiply, Sam and Lisa are the leading media team on the ground and the Midley Beacon goes international, solving their financial woes and syndicating their work across the globe. But it’s not all good news. After all, there are those people-killing zombie turkeys heading into town…


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Andy Zach at Chambanacon

So, I went to Chambanacon, in Bloomington. It was one hour drive from Peoria. It cost some money, but I was willing to risk it. I had fun and sold some copies of my first book.

That’s pretty much how I pick my conventions.

Book Conventions -The Next Step is Packing

What to pack? How about books?

I have seven different books (soon to be eight!) and almost two hundred copies. What to take?

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Enjoy all four novels in audiobook, paperback, or Kindle format!

All of them.

What else should I take?

From the very beginning, I’ve always had a signup list for my newsletter. People who buy my books are my favorite people. What if they want more? You can sign up here and get free books.

I pile about a hundred books into my rolling suitcase and another hundred in cardboard boxes ‘just in case I need them.’

Should I take anything else? How about posters, table swag (candy, business cards, bookmarks), and decorations.

Here’s my most recent convention, showing everything I’ve mentioned so far:

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Andy Zach at Quadcon March 2022, Peoria Northwoods Mall

Surely that’s everything, right? Surely not!

Surely you can’t be serious!

Looking through my most recent packing list, other things are:

  • tablecloth
  • duck tape
  • extension cord
  • computer and cord and case
  • two cell phones with chargers
  • credit card reader
  • book stickers
  • cash box
  • receipt book
  • vaccination card
  • mask
  • tea thermos
  • lunch box
  • moving dolly

Book Conventions – Being There

I get totally hyped at book conventions. I love meeting my customers and future customers. Then I get to read from my books for them. Perhaps the best of all is meeting newsletter subscribers who love my newsletter and my books. No, I think the best is when a person buys my next book after enjoying one.

But wait, there’s more!

from ‘Scary Movie’

I also get to meet and talk with other authors–and–wait for it–learn from them!

Yes, I don’t know everything. I’m always picking up new ideas and approaches to writing and promoting my books.

What’s the Down Side?

There are negatives. First, you’ve got to schlep hundreds of pounds of stuff to your booth location and set everything up.

Next, you’ll get tired. Sit down, then stand and talk. Repeat for eight hours. Before, during, and afterward, be positive. Don’t let them see you cry, moan, or complain.

Finally, you’ll lug your luggage back to your car and drive home.

Do you have any questions for me? Just ask me by clicking here.

What About My Books on Sale?

Oh, right. I’ll have two books on sale from March 20 to 27, 2022. Here they are:

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Secret Supers – click for free audiobook.

On sale at Amazon for .99.

5.0 out of 5 stars 

Everyone can be brave and heroic

I love that someone is writing fun superstories in which disabled and differently abled kids can see themselves as potentially brave and heroic. The story doesn’t just show them doing impossible things that fully abled people can’t even do; it shows them using their heads to solve problems and cooperating together to use their different gifts to change the world for the better. And it’s well told, with a youthful sounding narrator that highlights the 12-13 years of the characters.

I received this free audiobook and voluntarily left this honest review.

Krista Gimeno

Book Convention – One More Book

Villain's Vacation cover
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Villain’s Vacation cover

5.0 out of 5 stars

Kids with Disabilities Saving the World + a hamster

Note: While this is Book 2 in the series, it works pretty well as a stand alone story (tho book 1 is a lot of fun).

Once again the Secret Supers (Jeremy, Dan, Kayla, and Aubrey) combine their skills to fight evil! Well, actually, they were having a bit of a vacation and evil found them. But evil will certainly be sorry! Once again, Andy Zach gives us another delightful kids’ book. I’ve listened to his other audiobooks, including the Zombie Turkeys books, and this is a great addition to that collection.


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March Fourth! Science and Science Fiction for You

March Fourth! Science and Science Fiction for You! I cruise the internet constantly and pick up interesting science articles and science fiction. Here are the best ones I’ve found.

But first, a laugh for you.

March Fourth! Science Incoming

I read science articles all the time. I subscribe to GE’s newsletter to get these cool news bits from them. Then I post the best ones on my Facebook page.

Zombie viruses? Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah–

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Do you have something to say to me? Do you have a question? Let me know by clicking here.

Floating an anvil

Did you ever play with mercury as a child? I did, both at school and at home. Our home thermostat had a bottle with mercury in it.

There is danger in inhaling mercury vapors, since they’re poisonous. But the quantity is quite small and non-fatal.

Let me know if you played with mercury and I’ll send you a free book!

March Fourth! Science Fiction for You Coming Up Next!

Here’s my review of Liu Cixin’s last book in his ‘Three-Body Problem” trilogy.

book cover from Goodreads

Author Liu Cixin concludes his trilogy in fine fashion. He maintains the reader’s interest through 1,800 pages and manages to surprise them time and time again. His characters suffer much but triumph through perseverance.

The Earth and Trisolarian invaders’ conflict is finally resolved. Like most wars, no one wins. But the dark forest view of the universe, where everyone is out to destroy any intelligence turns out to be optimistic. As humanity’s technology advances, they find out more about other civilizations. And they’re not nice.

There is wonderful hard science throughout the series, including string theory, curving space for speed of light travel, and changing the physical constants of the universe, such as the speed of light.

That’s my only criticism, from a hard science point of view. There’s a subplot that hinges on changing the speed of light through a solar system–and Liu doesn’t realize that would wreck the sun in the system. Fusion hinges on converting matter to energy, and if the speed of light is reduced, the energy of the star goes way down, (due to e=mc2 – reduce c and energy goes down) the star collapses, and it no longer warms the system. 

Andy Zach’s review

Of course, this is the third book in the series and you need to read the first two. That’s what libraries are for!

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The library of my dreams. Is it yours too?

More Science is always Better

Oops! I guess this is science fiction. It’s hard to tell them apart these days.

Here’s some real science:

Still more science follows.

One More Science Fiction Review

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Audiobook cover – click to listen.

Zombie Turkeys

What did you like best about Zombie Turkeys? What did you like least?


There were times when the book was laugh out loud funny, but other times it was just cheesy. Also, repetitive use of the word “said” in the dialog portions was obnoxious.


I’m increasing my rating on this book, because I listened to it over a year ago, and it still pops into my head sometimes. I still say “Zombie Turkey” every time I hear a turkey gobble. And I felt compelled to order an autographed copy of the book. All of this says to me that I under-rated it the first time, and need to make it right.

Kim
03-17-18

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Taking Inventory of Books – Indie Author Version

Authors Business Owners

Taking Inventory of books – what does that have to do with being an indie author?

If you’re indie, that means you’re self-publishing. That means you print your own books. That means at the end of the year you have to file taxes–and tell the IRS about your inventory.

Who cares? You do, if you’re an author. And you do, if you’re a reader, because ultimately you pay for all the author’s inventory.

In this blog post, I provide you a spreadsheet template you can use to inventory your products, books or anything else.

Taking Inventory – the interesting part

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Taking Inventory
Zombie Lady saving money with inventory

The interesting part is that you can save money if you’re an author. And you can pass those savings on to your readers in the form of cheaper books, or better promotions.

And of course, this applies to non-authors too–anyone who sells stuff has to track their inventory.

Another good feature is you’ll have accurate information to give to the taxman. I assume you want to avoid penalties for errors.

For more interest, check out my latest review:

The Dark Forest

The Dark Forest
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by Liu Cixin (Goodreads Author),

Feb 22, 2022  · it was amazing

bookshelves: dystopianscience-fiction

Author Liu Cixin follows up his first novel, ‘The Three Body Problem’ with another, just as good. Most of the characters from the first novel are dead, except the rude policeman Da Shi. The novel covers two hundred years after the announcement of the coming alien invasion from Proxima Centauri star system.

The novel begins with the four Wallfacers, people chosen to fight the aliens and who are given dictatorial power and resources. The aliens monitor all earth communication and technology development and thwart any progress in physics through directly affecting particle accelerator output. The Wallfacers, keeping their thoughts and plans to themselves, can surprise the aliens.

But that’s just the beginning. Multiple characters leap forward in time through hibernation to two hundred years later. The Wallfacers emerge with no fame or power. Their whole effort has been superseded with spectacular technical advancements. The Earth has built a fleet of two thousand ships, all faster than the invaders’ ships and armed with gamma ray lasers and fusion bombs.

But everything is not as it seems. The fleet advances to intercept an alien probe sent on ahead.

That’s when the action really begins.

You must read this book. It has more twists than the first one.

Andy Zach‘s review

Taking Inventory – the Template

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Inventory spreadsheet

Here are the fields I have and how I use them:

  • Date – When the transaction takes place. What transactions? Buying, selling, giving away, returning books, and putting them on consignment at stores.
  • Quantity – How many books are involved?
  • Cost per book – When you divide the quantity of books by the purchase price.
  • Shipping cost – The total shipping cost for the order.
  • Sales tax – the total sales tax for the order.
  • The total cost of the order – everything above summed together.
  • Description of the book order, sale, gift, return, or consignment inventory.
  • Discount – any discount you received from the book printer.
  • Cost per book – the total cost divided by the number of books.
  • Print books sold – total quantity sold for that day.
  • Books given – total books given for that day.
  • Consignment inventory – books put on consignment at a store for that day.
  • On hand, ending inventory – the number of books on hand at the end of that day.
  • Ending inventory value – the total value of the remaining books
  • Onhand inventory value change – the change in value from the previous day to this one.

Got questions so far? Then ask me here! Or you can email me at andyzach@admin.

Finally, you can download my spreadsheet right here.

Some Inventory ‘Gotchas’

What can go wrong?

  1. You can lose track/not record your sales.
  2. Or, you can lose track/not record your gifted books.
  3. You can lose track of your consignment inventory
  4. When you reorder books, the prices can and do change. If you don’t reflect that in your spreadsheet, your dollars spent won’t match what you’ve sold and given away.

These are all mistakes I’ve made.

Ya Got Trouble

The solution is to record your sales and gifts immediately and multiple times. When I sell a book, I make a slash in my notebook under “ZT ZD MUM PP Oops SS or VV”, like this:

  • ZT lll
  • ZD ll
  • MUM l
  • PP l
  • Oops ll
  • SS llll
  • VV llll

At the same time, I’ll fill out a receipt for the customer. At the same time, I’ll update my sales spreadsheet when I get a chance. So I have 3 records to cross check myself.

This covers cash sales. For credit card, I use Square which gives another check on my sales.

Taking Inventory – Get a Free Book

I’ve got two ways for you to get a free book right now.

First, tell me your ideas, things I haven’t covered. Click right here.

Secondly, you can get a free book through my book newsletter. Click here.

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