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Secret Supers Excerpt for You, Text and Audiobook

Secret Supers Excerpt for You! Get your Secret Supers excerpt right in this post, below the book cover:

“Oh no,” Dan yelled.

“What’s the matter, Dan?” Jeremy asked.

“My parents’ house is on fire!”

“Did you get a text or something?” asked Darla.

“Uh, yeah.”

“Sorry to leave you in the lurch, Darla, but we’ve got to go and help,” said Aubrey.

“What can you do?”

“More than you think.”

“I’ve already called my car,” said Jeremy.

“Your car? You’re not old enough to drive,” asked Darla.

“I made a flying car. I can summon it here. See, there it is.”

Darla’s, the cheerleaders’, Rich’s, and the football players’ mouths dropped open as Jeremy’s car came flying down the street, as fast as any other car. Jeremy and Dan had modified it so it had a rumble seat in the back for Kayla and two running boards with grips and safety lines like a fire truck, for Dan and Aubrey to stand.

“That is SO COOL,” screamed Darla.

The Secret Supers climbed into the car. Jeremy transferred carefully from his wheelchair to the driver’s seat, not using his telekinesis.

“We’ll come back if we can. Watch my electric wheelchair,” said Jeremy as they zoomed off.

“Wow, Jeremy! You’re really going fast,” said Aubrey over the rushing wind.

“I told you I was getting stronger. I think we’ll have to modify this again for full seats for you and Dan.”

From Secret Supers

Secret Supers Excerpt – Second Part

“Hurry,” said Dan. “They’re trapped in the basement!”

“Okay, let me open her up.” The car sped up, and they began passing other cars on the road.

“Fifty-five, sixty miles an hour! That seems to be my limit, now. Hey, did someone call the fire department?”

“I did before we started,” said Dan. “Oh hurry!, The smoke is getting thick! They’re lying on the basement floor with wet clothes over their faces!”

A line of cars at a red light blocked them.

“Hold on! Kayla, shields up!”

Shields up, Captain Jeremy!

The car faded into invisibility.

“No one saw that,” said Dan, holding on for dear life as they soared over the cars and traffic lights. “Please hurry! My little sister is coughing on the smoke.”

“I guess we can dispense with the roads. My GPS says if we take a twenty-degree turn—”

“Look out for the high-tension wires,” screamed Aubrey.

Six high-voltage wires blocked their path, less than twenty feet away.

“Hold on,” yelled Jeremy.

The car dropped like an elevator with its cable cut. The Secret Supers ducked, and the wires passed where their heads had been a moment before. They could feel the hairs on their heads lift up from the intense voltage a foot away.

“Look out, a tree,” shouted Aubrey.

The car swerved around and over an oak tree blocking their path.

The Elanga’s house blazed ahead, a pillar of fire and smoke rooted in the disintegrating house.

Swooping down, Jeremy brought the car to a skidding halt in front of the house. A wall of heat burned their faces. Acrid smoke assailed their noses. In the distance, fire engine sirens blared.

Oh no! Dan, are we too late?

From Secret Supers

My Inspiration For Secret Supers Flying Car

I actually watched this TV show in the 1960s as a little kid. Imagine me sitting on my living room floor in the morning, watching my black and white set. Here’s what it looks like in color and the whole first episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CIUax8IVe0

Let me know if you also watched this show and I’ll give you a free ebook of your choice!

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Happy Thanksgiving to All and to All a Zombie Turkey!

Illinois Zombie Ready

Happy Thanksgiving to All and to All a Zombie Turkey!

“But how do I get my zombie turkey, Andy? I don’t like to give out my address over the internet. I don’t want anyone to know where I live.”

“You simply download your zombie turkey.”

“What???”

Happy Thanksgiving
Zombie Turkeys on the loose. From the back cover of Zombie Turkeys

“You can get the first chapter of Zombie Turkeys by clicking right here on this link.

Or, you can just click on the cover below.

Happy Thanksgiving
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If you want to give that special Thanksgiving or Christmas gift, you can get an autographed copy here. Free shipping.

Happy Thanksgiving – the real reason I wrote this blog is next

I’ve got a lot of turkey posts. Not posts that are turkeys, but ones like this:

Then you’ve got this video from TikTok:

More turkey sightings!

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020

But wait! I have yet more turkey postings coming up.

There’s still more for you. How about the following–zombie dinosaurs!

Zombie dinosaurs! There's one I hadn't thought of.

Posted by Andy Zach on Friday, November 20, 2020

Other fun stuff for you this Thanksgiving

How about an old movie?

Queen of Outer Space, with Zsa Zsa Gabor

Trigger warning: this is a politically incorrect movie from the 50s. You can watch the whole thing on Youtube below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmi7NPCwT0&list=PLvLBunpX6ZX1Y7enpybk_YlSrK-P8tFV2&index=2&ab_channel=YouTubeMovies

Continuing on in the outer space for the Thanksgiving theme, we have the next post: a gorgeous picture of the largest volcano in the Solar System–the size of France and three times the height of Everest!

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020

And we’ll finish up with the largest planet in the Solar System.

Let's on with Juno to Jupiter!

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Final Note About Thanksgiving

Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow, I thought I'd share this helpful, satiric post.

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020
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Best SciFi Story Fuel of November 2020

What's Best

Best SciFi Story Fuel of November 2020 curated by me, Andy Zach, your favorite comic paranormal animal author. Let’s begin with a bang.

Jets armed with lasers? Sounds like SciFi to me.

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 11, 2020

I use lasers as weapons in my novel, Paranormal Privateers.

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The cover of my third novel Paranormal Privateers. Click to get yours.

Let me know if you like jets with lasers. I’d love to hear from you.

SciFi Story Fuel – Part 2

Maglev hyperloop test. I have this in my second novel, 'My Undead Mother-in-law'.

Posted by Andy Zach on Thursday, November 12, 2020

You can read about a hyperloop and other cool technology in my second novel.

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My Undead Mother-in-law cover. Click to get yours.

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SciFi Story Fuel – Part 3

This is important in the case of zombie squirrels. See the end of Zombie Turkeys.

Posted by Andy Zach on Saturday, November 7, 2020

“Now wait a second Andy. You don’t have a new science fiction book with squirrels in it, do you?”

“S’funny you should ask. I actually have two. I already mentioned My Undead Mother-in-law. They show up there. But they first show up here.”

SciFi Story Fuel
Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

Did I mention? My squirrels are zombies. Here’s an excerpt:

“I wonder if the zombiism causes increased violence in people? It certainly does for turkeys and squirrels. Did you read the story about the zombie squirrel killing a hawk?”

“No! What happened?”

“The hawk nabbed the squirrel, as hawks normally do, but in midair, the squirrel revived, ripped open the hawk’s belly, bit off its leg, and fell a hundred feet to the ground, where it scampered away unharmed. It was captured on drone video.”

From My Undead Mother-in-law

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Welcome to all who made it this far in this blog. And welcome to all who skimmed down looking for free stuff. I do that too. Just click here to subscribe to my newsletter and get free books.

“Exactly which books are free, Andy?”

I’m glad you asked! All my audiobooks are free to subscribers who ask for them. Check my list below.

  • Zombie Turkeys
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Oops! A collection of funny short stories for you.

Then in my Secret Supers series you can get these two:

  • Secret Supers
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Villain’s Vacation – click to get yours.

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