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Events, News, and Gifts for You from Friendly Author

“Events, News? Who cares! Where are the gifts?” you ask. I’m happy to answer. My first gift is a free ebook for anyone who has reviewed the book, or wants to review it. Just send me your review link to your Amazon review or Goodreads review of any of my books.

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Or use the same link to contact me and get a free ebook in exchange for a future review.

Or, if you like audiobooks, I’ll give you a free one to review. Check them out below. You can listen to a sample for free. Or, if you belong to Audible, you can listen for free.

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Zombie Turkeys free audiobook sample
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My Undead Mother-in-law free audio sample
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Paranormal Privateers audiobook sample

That’s three ways you can get free books. If you don’t want to write reviews, you can enter my two monthly drawings right here. I have another one coming up in October, so don’t miss it.

My newsletter also supplies free short stories to subscribers. So you get a twofer.

Events, News for those who want to meet Andy Zach

On September 21st, first day of autumn, I’ll be at the I Know You Like A Book bookstore in Peoria Heights signing my books for you.

Then there’s Area 51 meeting in Nevada. I won’t be there. Will you? If you go there, give me a report and I’ll give you a book of your choice, the format of your choice: paperback, ebook, or audiobook.

Did you know I have aliens in my third novel of my Life After Life Chronicles, Paranormal Privateers? Here’s a chapter icon for you:

Now here you have another chapter icon from Paranormal Privateers showing one alien species, the foxcat.

Yet More Events

I’ll be at QuadCon in Peoria in October!

Come to Peoria, meet me, and mention this blog and I’ll give you a free book and autograph!

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Science Chasing Fiction – Who Will Win?

Science Chasing Fiction – Who Will Win? That’s my question for you. Of course, you’ll say, ‘Science fiction will always be ahead of science.” I thought that too–before I read these articles. It seems science is getting closer and closer to fiction.

The first article:

How cool is this? We now have a new treatment for Alzheimer’s based upon electromagnets in a skull cap.

But wait–I just wrote a book with electronic skull caps for animals and people in My Undead Mother-in-law, published in 2017.

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My Undead Mother-in-law

Check out the metal skull caps or yarmulkes on the mamba, capuchin monkey, and rat in the following image:

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Secret Supers

But wait–there’s more! I also have electromagnetic impulses causing brain changes in Secret Supers, my most recent novel.

I just published this in March 2019. But the next fact is creepier: in the book I’m currently writing, Oops: Tales from the Turkey Apocalypse, I have a short story called ‘Assisted Living’ where I reverse Alzheimer’s. I plan to publish it by Thanksgiving, but will it be science fact and not science fiction?

In any event, I’ll send you a free copy of the short story, just because you asked me!

Science Chasing Fiction – Your Second Example

Now take a gander at the next science article.

This news story covers artificial intelligence and how hard it is to analyze a successful neural network. Why does it work the way it does? No one knows. But I have AI in Paranormal Privateers, published in 2018. Read this following excerpt, quoting a sentient AI:

“We are not carbon-based life, silly human. We currently dwell as permanent Bose-Einstein electronic flows inside the quantum memories and processors in this miner. “

Paranormal Privateers, chapter 13, Area 52

In this chapter, I have humanity run into an advanced alien AI based on neural networks in quantum computers.

The Final Usurpation of Fiction

In this case, science doesn’t anticipate my hamster story, ‘A Hamster’s Tale’. It’s Weird Al Yankovic who does that!

How does one write a science fiction tale about a hamster? Read and find out! You can read it here. The last chapter icon shows Dancer, the hamster hero of the story.

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Your latest laughs from around the world

Your latest laughs from around the world. But you ask, “What do you have for me this week, Andy?”

Lots! First of all, you’ve got this:

Would you play this at your wedding?

This is from TwosetViolin, one of my favorite Youtube channels. I also have an Andy Zach channel, for your viewing pleasure.

But that’s not all! I finished another short story, Her Majesty’s Corgi’s. It’s based on a little incident in My Undead Mother-in-law. You can read it for free on Kindle Unlimited. The short story will appear in my next book, Oops! Tales from the Turkey Apocalypse.

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You can also enjoy a free audio sample here.

Your latest laughs – part 2

Then there’s this bitter argument between two lynxes.

Do you ever argue with your significant lynx?

But perhaps you prefer more chicken music?

Pachelbel’s Chicken

I don’t comment on politics, but I found this next video commenting on the United Kingdom and the European Union hilarious in light of the Brexit controversy.

US citizens who don’t know about or care about Brexit can just skip this one.

No Laughter Break for News

I found this video of a car-sized meteor hitting near Adelaide Australia. If you’ve never seen a large meteor before, check out the video.

Here is a science fact you may not know about human language.

The Bermudas and the US suffered from Hurricane Dorian this week. For a science fiction author like myself, I love the view of this terrible storm from space.

Your latest laughs – part 3

In addition to my Andy Zach Facebook page, I have a Zombie Turkey page where I post turkey related items, like this next one.

Did you know my book My Undead Mother-in-law has corgis in it?

I can’t finish this blog without a satiric article about craft beer, one of my favorite hobbies.

Don’t miss out on free books! My monthly drawing is today!

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