You can count on me, Andy Zach for scouring the internet for the Latest Zombie Humor! For your reading pleasure:
First, be ready for the zombie apocalypse, be it turkey or anything else!
Second, you may want this meal for your next zombie apocalypse:
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You can attend this book signing and Get Your Comic Fantasy Books Signed by the foremost comic paranormal animal author, me, Andy Zach.
You might know this one:
If you don’t, read the latest review from Amazon:
Have you ever seen Thankskilling? If you haven’t yet, don’t, it’s absolutely terrible. It attempted to meld the concept of horror films with turkeys with a smidge of humor as the glue, but let’s just say it failed miserably (honestly, no audience could possibly gobble that up). Fortunately, being no stranger to reanimating corpses, Andy Zach succeeded in that department. Zach’s Zombie Turkeys (yes seriously…sort of) was a lot of fun and involved, you guessed it, the zombie apocalypse…but with turkeys.
Zombie Turkeys follows a myriad of distraught survivors as they’re faced with the unthinkable. Sam and Lisa battle their way across a corpse infested Illinois. The fun part about the book comes from the absolute absurdity of it all, and the fact that the turkey (our patient zero in the flesh, light or dark meat your choice) gets his own perspective chapters that added a uniqueness to the classic trope. All around a fun romp through a near future where turkeys get their just revenge and survivors serve up some rotted carcasses with a healthy dose of stuffing!
There’s also this next book:
With this typical review:
September 20, 2017
Paranormal Privateers launches May 5th at I Know You Like A Book bookstore in Peoria Hts. The book’ll go on sale worldwide then. Don’t miss it! Here’s a sneak preview of the back cover:
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Today’s the day I give away free books to my newsletter subscribers! (Don’t worry if you’re not a subscriber; you can fix that by clicking here.) But first, my Paranormal Privateers Progress Update.
I just made progress on Paranormal Privateers! So far I’m 100% complete on the Writing phase. I’m 90% complete on Editing with two Weeks remaining until the deadline. (April 15th).
Yes, you can press the flesh, meet and greet, and actually touch Andy Zach in person.
Here’s the first event:
April 15, 2018 Her Majesty’s Tea Room, from 12-4 PM
Here’s the next event:
September 20-22, St. Louis, Missouri.
Map’s right here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/penned-con-2018-tickets-31160013439
The third event is my first convention, Chabanacon, set for November 2018! Get more details by clicking here.
Exactly what free books can you get by following the secret steps, listed below? Here they are!
Let’s find out! Here are the past winners of free books from Andy Zach. Note that blank under book chosen means the person hasn’t claimed their book yet by email.
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