12 Days of Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style

What is ‘Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style’? How do Zombie Turkeys celebrate the 12 days of Christmas?

Regardless of what you’ve imagined or dreamt about celebrating Christmas with zombie turkeys, it’s far, far more. Let’s begin at the beginning.

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style – It Starts NOW

That’s right, today. To every newsletter subscriber I’ll send out the chance to get a free book, every day, for twelve days, from December 25th to January 5th. Here’s the start of the Wikipedia article:

The Twelve Days of Christmas, also known as Twelvetide, is a festive Christian season celebrating the Nativity of Jesus. In most Western ecclesiastical traditions, “ChristmasDay” is considered the “First Day of Christmas” and the Twelve Days are 25 December – 5 January, inclusive.^[1]

“But wait, Andy!” you say, “How does it start now?”

Thanks for asking! Because YOU have to prepare to receive the gifts from me. You see, I’m offering these books to new newsletter subscribers and people who get new subscribers.

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style – How You and Your Friends Get Free Books

Zombie Turkeys in Shedd Aquarium. Click to get audiobook

First, if you’re not yet a newsletter subscriber, subscribe here. You’ll also get a free story!

Every new newsletter subscriber gets entered into this twelve day drawing for the twelve ebooks I’ll give away. Your choice.

But that’s not all!

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -What’s in it for existing subscribers?

The second way to get your name in my golden turkey list of gifts is to get your friends and family to subscribe to the newsletter. After they subscribe, send me their emails and you’ll get an entry for each new subscriber. This is actually a better deal for my faithful fans, for there is no limit to the number of entries you can get.

But wait–there’s more!

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -The Third Way to Win

Let’s face it: the best gift you can give me is a book review. For any book of mine. You can write it on either Amazon or on Goodreads.

Then, afterward, just send me a note through my contact page here or email [email protected]. Tell me where you wrote the review, your email, and which ebook of mine you want: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Paranormal Privateers.

Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving — My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get!

All of this is in addition to my monthly drawings for two free books, one paperback or ebook, the other audiobook for subscribers.

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -Start Now!

Reviews, new subscribers, new subscriptions–on your mark, get set, go!

Yet More Fun Links for You from Andy Zach

Are you tired of laughing and watching fun and interesting videos? I have Yet More Fun Links for You. Enjoy!

The first one on our list is Atomic Rulers of the World clip, from the ’50s black and white movie.

What do you like the best from this video? The globe meter? The council of aliens? Let me know me here or leave a comment below.

But maybe you don’t like future predictions from the past. How about a present analysis of the past, suitable for fantasy world fighting? From Author Asaph Mehr:

But wait: there’s more!

Yet More Fun Links – for Trekkies!

Are you a Trekkie? A Star Trek fan? I know some who are crazy about the series and the universe. But are you this crazy?

I’m not done yet!

Yet More Fun Links – for Dr. Who Fans!

For those who don’t know what about Who, Dr. Who is a Time Lord from way back.

You can check Andy Zach’s Ad at Dr. Who Online.

Here’s a glimpse of the Dr. Who site:

Yet More Fun Links – Science Fiction Comes True

Now for some science fiction coming true.

How about a panorama of Mars?

Science fiction becomes reality: a panorama of Mars from the

surface:

Nasa Curiosity rover captures incredible panoramic view of MARS pic.twitter.com/JVUxWBM09B

— Physics & Astronomy Zone (@ZonePhysics) December 3, 2018

Want some more video from Mars? (I love writing that!) How about the sound of the Martian wind? Coming up next!

Next we have Voyager entering interstellar space.

My final link for science fiction links is here. Do you like mining asteroids? Check out the following video.

Yet More Fun Links – Christmas Links

I’ve accumulated some useful Christmas links for you. First, a wonderful gift that costs only .99!

Next link is seven lines from my next book, ‘Secret Supers’.

And you also get some flying car pictures, since I have one in that upcoming novel, in November.

Finally, meet Ian Bristow, my illustrator for ‘Secret Supers’. He writes great books too!

Yet More Fun Links – Give Andy’s Books for Free!

I’m not kidding. I’m giving away two books every month to my newsletter subscribers. Give the newsletter to all your friends! Send me the list of new subscribers you get and I’ll give you extra chances to win. Just use this link for my landing page: