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Laughter for You 😂 – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!

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Laughter for You 😂 – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!

What is this post, ‘Laughter for You 😂 – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!’? It is my first posting of a newsletter!  Join here, if you want this newsletter monthly or bi-monthly.


 

Volume 2, Number 28

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First, Check Out Your Zombie Turkeys, now at .99

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The covers of Zombie Turkeys, now for .99. Click to get.

What readers are saying about Zombie Turkeys:

  • “I love irony, and it works particularly well here. Nice job.”
  • “This is what makes the book so fun to read. Nice storytelling.”
  • “Great job with these press conferences and their spin.”
  • “This is too good. Love it!”
  • “Just clever writing.”
  • “This is great! Laughed out loud.”
  • “I laughed out loud, thought the parody was spot on, and enjoyed the satire.”
  • “Oh, this cracked me up! Classic. Love it. Well done.”
  • “You use similes so wisely—and they’re so apropos to the story too.”

 

Listen to Andy Zach read from his book, Zombie Turkeys

The Next Funny Video

Now that you know what to give for Halloween (and Thanksgiving), are you stuck for what to wear for Halloween? Weird Al Yankovic gives you some suggestions while performing his parody ‘Perform This Way’.

 

Listen to Andy Zach read from his book, Zombie Turkeys

Your Latest Laughter from Andy Zach

Andy Zach scours the internet for your enjoyment and then posts amusement on his website. Enjoy these three recent posts o the internet’s greatest hits.

Get Your Laughs Here from Andy Zach

More Humor for You from Comic Zombie Author Andy Zach

 

Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

 

Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers signed by Andy Zach

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Andy Zach at The Book Nook bookstore.

Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers from Amazon
 

Free ebooks in exchange for a review!

You can check my existing reviews on Amazon: Click here!

You can reply to this email or contact me on my website.or Facebook.

Here’s the deal: You ask for an ebook and I’ll send one to you. In return, you will write an honest review on Amazon or Goodreads.

But hurry!  This offer ends on Halloween, October 31st!

 

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One more thing . . .

I’ll be at Chabanacon convention in Bloomington from November 23-25. If you stop by and mention you’re from my mailing list, I’ll give you a gift! You can get signed books from me there or by clicking here.  If you want to hear me read check out the video at the bottom of this email. Or you can go to my Youtube channel here.

Andy

 

Andy Zach reads from Zombie Turkeys for you. From the zombie turkeys attack on Soldier Field in Chicago Illinois.

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Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

Fun Links

Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

“Where are my Fun Links, Andy?”, you ask. In honor of my book Zombie Turkeys two year anniversary since publication, let’s start with this one:

Who will win a battle between a turkey (non-zombie) and a hawk? Watch and find out!

Also, you can get a free sample of the audiobook version here. Just click on the triangle next to the words ‘Audio sample’ below the cover.

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Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

Your Fun Links – The Next Generation

You may not be aware of the following fact:


You ask, “What do you mean, ‘Life imitating art’?” If you’ve read Zombie Turkeys and Paranormal Privateers, you’d know. SPOILER ALERT

Continue reading Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

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More Humor for You from Comic Zombie Author Andy Zach

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More Humor for You from Comic Paranormal Animal Author Andy Zach

I have a lot More Humor for You! Yesterday I posted a lot of fun videos and links.  But I didn’t get to the bottom of my list by any means. Let’s start with a bang!

Speaking of novel inventions, next we have this little glimpse of the future:

https://youtu.be/vn4YlAlHn-Y

Now here’s a sure-fire laugh. And it’s educational too. Before Elon Musk added ‘ludicrous speed’ to his Tesla automobiles, Spaceballs had it.

More Humor for You – Part Two, for Fantasy Fans

Just when you fantasy fans are feeling neglected, I’ve found just the thing for you!

OK, that’s four videos so far. Which one was your favorite? Vote now! You can comment below, or email me here. If you vote for the winning video, I’ll email you an excerpt of my next novel, Secret Supers.

Time Out from More Humor for You for a Public Service Announcement

This announcement comes from my favorite musical artist, “Weird Al” Yankovic.


Back to my normal, abnormal, blog post.

Three Free Book Giveaway! Just Solve This Mathematical Puzzle

To be perfectly clear, to win the three, free paperbacks, Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers, just post the last four digits of pi. Show your work, proving that your four digits are indeed the last four in the number pi. (The ratio of a circle’s diameter to circumference.)

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Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!

If this puzzle seems too hard for you, you can always subscribe to my newsletter here (Click away!). I give away free paperbacks every month.

The next category, “Not funny but weird . . .”

I don’t know why, but flying octopi always make me think of zombie turkeys. Like the next link:

Then naturally, zombie turkeys make me think of bio-engineered bacteriophage virii that destroy E coli bacteria! Read Paranormal Privateers for more details.

One More Thing . . .

Anyone who read this far into my blog post deserves this. My Undead Mother-in-law Excerpt.

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Back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law – click for preview