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This author interview will make you laugh!

This author interview will make you laugh!

I’m busier than a zombie turkey trying to scratch out your eye with one leg torn off and the week just began! I had an author interview yesterday with Mackenzie Flohr (click to go to her blog).

In the interview, I discuss my newest novel, My Undead Mother-in-law.

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Here comes another author interview

Sharp-eyed readers of this blog will remember this event coming up Tuesday, August 1st:

I’ll appear on WMBD channel 31 in Peoria Illinois. Shape the interview yourself. Follow the link to the poll and select the questions you want. Even if your questions don’t get covered in the interview, I’ll answer them for you in the after action report.

Still more author interviews for you!

That poll will be handy for the other interviews that happen this week! On the 31st of July I give an interview for an online blog. That will appear later.

On August 9th you can meet me in person and get your information first hand!  I’ll visit Chillicothe Illinois Public Library to meet fans and sign books.

Then There’s the Big One

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Author appearance or zombie turkey? Click to download Zombie Turkeys

No, I don’t mean the biggest tom turkey of them all, but me, Andy Zach. The biggest event of the week, the book launch of My Undead Mother-in-law at Barnes and Noble on August 5th in Peoria. Have a photo of my last appearance there.

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Zombie Turkeys Fly Off the Shelves at Peoria Barnes and Noble Bookstore

And my next appearance is August 5th!

You can’t travel to Peoria? See me on Facebook!

Still happening this week is my Facebook book launch party, August 4th. Anyone from anywhere in the world can attend. Click on this link below:

Finally, faithful readers, take a deep breath. Enjoy this My Undead Mother-in-law reading by yours truly, Andy Zach.

 

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Get Your Free Zombie Turkeys Book – Click Within An Hour!

Here it is. Click the clock or lose your Free Zombie Turkeys book.

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As you’re looking at this picture, your time is slipping away. Click to download.

Take it from the Steve Miller band:

You have been warned!

Besides Free Zombie Turkeys Book, Do You Have Any Other Free Books?

You bet! Every week I send out my newsletter with free fantasy book offers. I don’t guarantee they’re as good as Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law, but they’re free. Click here, enter your email, and you’ll get some this week.

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Read all about Zombie Turkeys each week! Click here.

But that’s not all! Once you join the newsletter, your email is placed in a monthly drawing for your pick of any of my products: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, Zombie Turkeys audio book, and Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel.

My Undead Mother-in-law Breaking News

Now hear this, you turkeys!
Now hear this, you turkeys! Listen to Diane Newby, the undead mother-in-law. Click to get yours!

The mother-in-law has landed! That is, her book, My Undead Mother-in-law (M.U.M.) has arrived at Jule Inc. Those who’ve won free books (four) and who’ve picked M.U.M. will get one. Those who haven’t picked a prize yet, contact me, Andy Zach.

Get your M.U.M! Click here!
Get your M.U.M! Click here!

Got Any More Books Coming Up?

Indeedy do! The third book in the Life After Life Chronicles, my humorous zombie books set in our modern society has the working title Paranormal Patriots. I want to publish it in April 2018.

Research topics I covered for the next book were Somali piracy and letters of marque. Did you know the last letter of marque was issued in 1815 for the ship the Grand Turk, to be used against the Barbary pirates? It was never used since the second Barbary pirate war ended.

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Color picture of US 16th President Lincoln. He almost issued a letter of marque.

Then later on President Lincoln thought of using them against the Confederacy but didn’t. The Confederacy, however, issued letters of marque against the Union.

Finally, Ron Paul introduced bills for letters of marque against Al-Qaida in 2001 and 2007. In 2010, a Navy lawyer researched the plausibility of letters of marque against modern pirates and concluded it was a good idea.

What do you think? Respond in the comments or by email.

Signing off,

Andy

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Andy’s autographed picture
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This will make you laugh – if you do this!

This will make you laugh  – if you do this!

Zombie Turkeys – the only comic paranormal urban fantasy – will make you laugh. But only if you do this one thing.

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Free Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

Quick! Click the picture above of the zombie turkey and download Zombie Turkeys for free from Kindle on Amazon! The offer ends TOMORROW!

Tired of the same old zombie books, TV, and movies? Try Zombie Turkeys before you lose the chance at a free book!

Turkeys are funny, but not scary. Zombies are scary but not funny. Have both with Zombie Turkeys.

Oh, and if you like romance, there are three romances within the book.

Get it now, before it’s too late! CLICK HERE!

Wait One Minute – Prove Zombie Turkeys will make you laugh

No problem! I’ve got tons of proof Zombies Turkeys will make you laugh. First, let’s start here:

 

Not enough? Are you barely smiling? How about this next video?

 

Do you want more? I have more funny videos, like the third Zombie Turkeys excerpt following:

 

Maybe you’re interested in my next book

Zombie Turkeys is just volume 1 of the Life After Life Chronicles. Volume 2 is My Undead Mother-in-law, availabe on Kindle right now:

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Get your “My Undead Mother-in-law” book by clicking here

If you want the print edition, click on the back cover below:

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Click here to get the print copy of My Undead Mother-in-law.

Here’s Andy Reading My Undead Mother-in-law

Do You Have Any Other Wonderful Books?

Yes! But they’re works in process.

First, there’s volume 3 of Life After Life Chronicles, named Paranormal Patriots. We continue the saga of zombies in the world against them.

Next, there’s the audio edition of Zombie Turkeys. If you liked me reading excerpts, just imagine the whole book read aloud with professional recording equipment. The mind boggles.

Finally, there is the upcoming first issue of the Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel. I know it seems too good to be true, but it may be here by October!

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That’s all for now!

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