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New Zombie Turkeys Review! Check It Out!

New Zombie Turkeys Review Here! Red Hot!

New Zombie Turkeys Review
Cover of Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”

A new Zombie Turkeys review always excites me. Check out this one:

“I am not one for non-fiction especially zombie material, but this was a very entertaining book. The satire kept me reading. Being from Central Illinois I was quite familiar with much of the locations mentioned in the book. I look forward to what is next.”

Don’t believe it? Check it out on Amazon.

Why Don’t You Review Zombie Turkeys?

First, you have to read it. If you don’t have a copy you can get it here.

Or you can get the print copy here.

Then you go to Amazon and vent your spleen.

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Final Zombie Turkeys Back Cover

If you want a free excerpt, just sign up for the site here, and download your excerpt.

 

But Wait! There’s More! Another New Zombie Turkeys Review!

As I was writing this post another Zombie Turkeys book review came in!

This review appeared on the Amazon print copy site here

Finally, the second review revealed:

4.0 out of 5 stars
A fun little zombie parody

By Donald Firesmith on February 6, 2017

Zombie Turkeys is definitely not your typical zombie book. Instead, it is a parody of the standard zombie book, and as such may even be destined for cult status. The book doesn’t take itself seriously and neither should you. Its relatively choppy and repetitive writing style would not work well with a serious horror novel, but somehow fits when used in this humorous take on the zombie apocalypse.

In general, I enjoyed reading this book, but I was left feeling that it could have been funnier and that the plot dragged in a couple areas in the last third of the book. Although the twist at the end was relatively obvious, it nevertheless seemed suited to the book, like watching a train barreling towards a car stuck on the tracks and when the crash finally came, it left a satisfied smile. So if you want a change of pace from your usual brain-eating zombie feast and a little light reading, you just might want to gobble up this little book.

New Zombie Turkeys Review
Zombie Turkeys paperback cover
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Zombie Turkeys Audiobook Survey

Take the Zombie Turkeys Audiobook Survey!

Zombie Turkeys Audiobook Survey
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I just got going with Survey Monkey and I created this survey:

Zombie Turkeys Audiobook Survey

Click it now and let me know what you think!

Alternatives in the Zombie Turkeys Audiobook Survey

For comparison sake, here is me reading Zombie Turkeys on Youtube.

And here is the excerpt reading from Wildsound Fest on Youtube.

For another alternative, you can have Adobe read the Zombie Turkeys excerpt to you. If you register with zombieturkeys.com, I will give you a free .pdf excerpt.

How to Get Adobe Acrobat to Read Out Loud to You

Perhaps you already know this. Then you can skip this part of the blog. But if you want a hilarious experience, try this:
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How Writers Are Like God – Surprising Similarities

Writers Are Like God? Why This Isn’t Blasphemy

Writers are like God? Any Christians, Jews, or Muslims reading this that might be offended; don’t be. We’re finite, God is infinite. We aren’t God; but we’re like Him, especially writers and other creative people.

How Writers Are Like God
Genesis 1:27

These thoughts came to me this morning as I worked out some plot issues in my next book, My Undead Mother-in-law as I lay in bed before getting up. I considered changing roles for my characters and writing additional responsibilities for them. I’m nearly done writing the book, and I scanned the whole plot line in my mind.

Then it occurred to me, “That’s just what God does with all humanity.”

How Writers Are Like God: Timeline Point of View

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