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Two Free Books, Two Ways, Only 3 Days Left

No, I haven’t lost my mind. You can get Two Free Books, today, in exchange for two clicks.

The first click is on the Zombie Turkeys Free Kindle promotion below. Just download it now:

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Free Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

The second click you need to get a free ebook copy of My Undead Mother-in-law is below. After clicking, fill in your email address to send me an email agreeing to review My Undead Mother-in-law. I’ll send you a copy of My Undead Mother-in-law and also add you to our mailing list.

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Here’s Another Way to Get Two Free Books

If you don’t want to review and you don’t want e-books, but free paperbacks, I’ve got you covered!
Simply join me in our weekly newsletter and you’ll be automatically entered in our monthly drawing. Aside from paperback copies of Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, we’ll also offer copies of the first Zombie Turkeys audiobook and the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel issue 1.

Didn’t you know we had a Zombie Turkeys graphic novel? Check out the next section.

You Can Get A Free Copy of the Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel, Issue 1

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Free Zombie Turkeys Before It’s Too Late!

It’s never too late for zombie turkeys to show up; they’re diurnal. But in four days it’ll be too late for Free Zombie Turkeys. Click the book cover below to get it now.

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Free Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

Don’t Want Free Zombie Turkeys in a Poke?

Have a taste of Zombie Turkeys, read by your’s truly, Andy Zach, on my Youtube channel.

 

But Don’t Take Andy’s Word for Free Zombie Turkeys

Check out some of the eight glowing Amazon reviews laughing readers have given it since its publication last October 31st.

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars This one is definitely NOT a turkey!, July 18, 2017
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This review is from: Zombie Turkeys: How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys (The Life After Life Chronicles Book 1) (Kindle Edition)

‘He felt great. He was full of energy, he had many hens to breed with, and he was the leader of a great flock.’

Sam Melvin is a reporter with the Midley Beacon, it’s a tiny local paper – with an online presence – run by its penny-pinching editor Lisa Kambacher. When Sam sees the two turkey hunters on the slab in the local mortuary, he knows he has a story to cover and he sets out to do so with great gusto. As the zombie turkeys multiply, Sam and Lisa are the leading media team on the ground and the Midley Beacon goes international, solving their financial woes and syndicating their work across the globe. But it’s not all good news. After all, there are those people-killing zombie turkeys heading into town…

This was a book I picked up with trepidation as it seemed all too possible it would be a ‘one trick pony’ stretching a single joke to beyond breaking point across the length of an entire novel. Wrong! It is like a bowl of potpourri on the sideboard of life – lots of subtle blending examples of humour – many of them very American so I suspect there were even more than I noticed, handicapped by my British perspective. This is a book that takes ironic comedy to a whole new level – maybe ‘steelic’ comedy…? Humour is a very personal thing, but this book hit me right on the funny bone.

‘Wanted badly: .30-06 carbine. Will trade hunting dog or wife for it.’

This is a well-written book which takes a totally deadpan approach to a thoroughly – hysterically – funny sequence of events. It is dark comedy, so avoid if you are squeamish. The pace of the book rolls along in a perfect, unhurried way – screaming up into the action sequences and taking time to enjoy the more delicious moments of humour.

The story itself is a lot deeper than many real zombie books and the explanation for the zombie phenomenon is as clever as it is satirical.The characters are well portrayed, deep enough to engage with and care about, but not so deep you get distracted from what they are doing by their personalities. They are the agents through which we see the events unfolding rather than the focus of the story. But the humour is subtle, all-pervading: like the idea of the survivalist organic turkey farmer, part of a network of such, living off grid – except for ordering things from Amazon on his wife’s credit card of course…

‘The most disheartening thing was, she’d stab one through the heart, it’d drop fifteen feet to the ground with a satisfying thud, and then it’d stagger to its feet five minutes later and fly back up fifteen minutes later.’

The downside is that maybe some of the humour is lost on a non-US reader. There were a couple of moments I thought ‘Huh?’ then decided it was probably a reference to something outside my cultural parameters. The only other criticism I had was that it maybe played the theme along a tiny bit too far and perhaps had a few scenes been a bit shorter, a bit less detail on the way the plague spread, or a couple of turkey attacks left out – it might have been a sharper read. But these are very minor nit-picks against the whole.This is a book I can recommend wholeheartedly to anyone who enjoys slow-boil satire and does not mind a few gory giblets thrown in the mix. If you want a good comedy read, you should gobble this up!

Did Someone Say “Gobble”?

Watch another video of a gobbling turkey:

Next, take a gander at this one:

What Can Top Free Zombie Turkeys?

Maybe some cranberry sauce? How about a sequel, My Undead Mother-in-law? You can get it on Kindle by clicking here:

Andy Zach TV Version for "My Undead Mother-in-law" Launch
New Book Coming! Get It by clicking here!

Or you can have a print book shipped to you by clicking on the chapter icon below:

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My Undead Mother-in-law, Chapter 5 Icon

 

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Get Zombie Turkeys Book Free Tonight At Midnight!

“Get Zombie Turkeys Book Free Tonight At Midnight!” Say what???

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A crowd of zombie turkeys, on Thanksgiving at midnight!

You read that right: tonight, July 23rd, at midnight, the Zombie Turkeys book goes free on Kindle. Click on the book below to get it now:

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Zombie Turkeys Print Cover. Click to get free on July 23rd

What Else Do You Have For Me, Andy? Besides “Get Zombie Turkeys Book Free”

Lots! I also have my new book My Undead Mother-in-law available for pre-sale on Amazon too:

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New Book Coming! Get It For Free! Click to download!

Or, if you want to get the print book, click here:

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Get your “My Undead Mother-in-law” book by clicking here

I Hate Buying Online! How Can I Get Your Books?

No problem! First of all, go to Barnes and Noble in Peoria:

Free Author Reading
Zombie Turkeys Fly Off the Shelves at Peoria Barnes and Noble Bookstore. Click for more info.

Second, there’s also the Book Nook in Peoria, following next:

Andy Zach at the Book Nook in Peoria
Andy Zach at the Book Nook in Peoria Click for info.

Third, there’s Her Majesty’s Tea Room in Dunlap, Illinois. Go there now!

Author Appearance
Andy Zach at Her Majesty’s Tea Room. Click for info.

Fourth, there’s also Lit-On-Fire in Peoria;

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Andy Zach laughing as he gives away the store. Lit-on-Fire click here!

We’re not done yet! There’s a fifth location where you buy Andy Zach books and it was the first to sell them: “I Know You Like A Book”:

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Andy Zach Thinking About his book at I Know You Like A Book. Click here. 

I Don’t Live in Peoria. What Can You Do For Me?

I’ve got you covered. Simply contact me here by email or send me a snail mail with a check for $12.95 and I’ll send you a copy of my book, postage paid.  Click here to Contact Me.

We’ll close with pages 5-6 of the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel, never before seen online!

Zombie Turkeys graphic novel pages 5-6
Zombie Turkeys graphic novel pages 5-6